What I learned from TV

Monday, Monday, Monday. Work sucked today so I'll talk about...

What I learned from TV this weekend? Well...

Dogs are basically retarded wolves. I saw it on Animal Planet the other night; I swear. They didn't actually say that dogs are retarded wolves, but I guess in the age of politcal correctness you have to put it in other ways like "Dogs are genetically the same as wolves but domestication has resulted in a decrease in brain size."

Airports are horrible places to be trapped in. Ever watch that reality show Airport? The idea is to follow people around in airports and watch the fun as they grow more and more frustrated at paying for a flight and not getting on it.

Airports are horrible places to work. Again with Airport. Their are angry drunks who demand flights. vicious people who verbally attack airport employees. And most of those employees remain somewhat calm. They don't pay those people enough! That my friends is the real reason they no longer allow toe nail clippers in airports. Either an employee or a disgruntled ticket holder would plug it into the others jugular. I imagine Matrix like fights in concourses.

I learned a lot of other things, like who America's top model was for season 2 (there was a marathon on E! and somehow I got sucked in: hours of Tyra Banks making hungry (literally) young women fight for a chance to have a modeling contract. (It was very similar to watching the show about retarded wolves), and that Al Gore now has his own TV network (I'm still not sure about that one).

So to wrap it all up, my job's not as bad as an airport employee, but not quite as good as Tyra Banks or Al Gore. At least, when I come home everyday, I have my retarded wolf to greet me at the door wagging her tail.

-------Brantley-----------